Fuck one, Marry One, kill one #2

Fuck one marry one kill one.

Judaism (does Judaism have branches?)

Islam (Sunni)

Christianity (Catholicism)

I'd kill islam fuck the jews and marry Jesus.

This is too easy, you got it all wrong helly... you dont kill islam because them muslims are ready to die and join the virgins in heaven, you dont fuck with the jews man, mossdad would find you and marriage with Jesus would be like "stop giving our money away Jesus Christ!!!"
Merry a jew for the money, fuck a muslim because they know how to get on their knees few times a day and kill Jesus for it shall just resurrect after three.