Stupid Quotes Page

So we started this in the Stalins Martians Forum...
Post idiotic quotes here!

AlexMeza: why is val rank 7 again?
WinterAnomaly: I stole his virgini...SP
AlexMeza: lol'd
TheScorch: XD
Reckoner: :L

Aow has a quote section like this on its info page. But anyway i'ma continue this thread.

LilDGoinIn: FUCK MY FUCKING COMPUTER SERVER MADE ME LOSE 2000 SP!
LilDGoinIn: FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
LilDGoinIn: oh nvm the game ended....

NateBaller: I find you all incredibly sexy.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I think war is a dangerous place."

-George W. Bush


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields


"Facts are stupid things."

-Ronald Reagan


"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

-Britney Spears


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

-Dan Quayle

Abis1996: suck my ess jew
abis1996 (spectator): hoerai to the kukuksklan

avatar: How meny times a day should i feed my guinea pig? i vote for none just give to Guinea pig money he will bought food from macdonals.

avatar: iam vilager i have farm
avatar: the bigest farm
- avatar on sp farming

ShaiBB (spectator): LDK you are gay
LDK (spectator): ... In your dreams ...

Напишано од Deray YG, 20.06.2012 at 15:15

NateBaller: I find you all incredibly sexy.

This is the only possible way to break up fights on Afterwind short of mass banings - seems to work too. It is the same premise as pretending to be drunk as you try to break up a fight at party... No one is going to hit the drunk guy.

Avatar: iam drugs diler in balkan
avatar: iam tony montana

Напишано од reckoner., 23.06.2012 at 23:06

Avatar: iam drugs diler in balkan
avatar: iam tony montana

Напишано од avatar, 24.06.2012 at 03:39

Напишано од reckoner., 23.06.2012 at 23:06

Avatar: iam drugs diler in balkan
avatar: iam tony montana

a picture

WIN

Напишано од Guest, 21.06.2012 at 13:12

ShaiBB (spectator): LDK you are gay
LDK (spectator): ... In your dreams ...

mmm thats interesting if u are gay and shaibb see you in his dreams i think that makes you both gay lol

WinterDredd:avatar,your inability to type proper English amuses me.
avatar:I'm sorry

Напишано од babisili, 24.06.2012 at 16:53

Напишано од Guest, 21.06.2012 at 13:12

ShaiBB (spectator): LDK you are gay
LDK (spectator): ... In your dreams ...

mmm thats interesting if u are gay and shaibb see you in his dreams i think that makes you both gay lol

ermm...

No that didn't make any sense (before you get happy)

Напишано од Guest, 24.06.2012 at 23:34

Напишано од babisili, 24.06.2012 at 16:53

Напишано од Guest, 21.06.2012 at 13:12

ShaiBB (spectator): LDK you are gay
LDK (spectator): ... In your dreams ...

mmm thats interesting if u are gay and shaibb see you in his dreams i think that makes you both gay lol

ermm...

No that didn't make any sense (before you get happy)

babisili are you trying to say your gay ? XD
and im not driming about LDK beeing gay ill throw up if ill even think about him lol

Напишано од ShaiBB, 25.06.2012 at 01:12

Напишано од Guest, 24.06.2012 at 23:34

Напишано од babisili, 24.06.2012 at 16:53

Напишано од Guest, 21.06.2012 at 13:12

ShaiBB (spectator): LDK you are gay
LDK (spectator): ... In your dreams ...

mmm thats interesting if u are gay and shaibb see you in his dreams i think that makes you both gay lol

ermm...

No that didn't make any sense (before you get happy)

babisili are you trying to say your gay ? XD
and im not driming about LDK beeing gay ill throw up if ill even think about him lol

ok i made a bad joke hung me at town square!!!!lol

Напишано од babisili, 25.06.2012 at 12:06

Напишано од ShaiBB, 25.06.2012 at 01:12

Напишано од Guest, 24.06.2012 at 23:34

Напишано од babisili, 24.06.2012 at 16:53

Напишано од Guest, 21.06.2012 at 13:12

ShaiBB (spectator): LDK you are gay
LDK (spectator): ... In your dreams ...

mmm thats interesting if u are gay and shaibb see you in his dreams i think that makes you both gay lol

ermm...

No that didn't make any sense (before you get happy)

babisili are you trying to say your gay ? XD
and im not driming about LDK beeing gay ill throw up if ill even think about him lol

ok i made a bad joke hung me at town square!!!!lol

lol

NateBaller: jdklfjklfjl;sd
NateBaller: dfdjfklsdklfklsd
-His wise words.

Andartes¹: you doubt in my superior fighting skills?

Spartacus1843 (spectator): But I like gays ):

[md] nipple: Report: nateballer i think he is hacking

Bierbaron²: screw this...imma fap now
[pr] AlexMeza¹: Bierbaron: I'll put you in the quote wall.
[pr] Bierbaron²: what quote?
[pr] Bierbaron²: its my first CW so I dunno what quote ur talkin bout willis .D
[pr] Bierbaron²: haha is it an honor to be on that? yay!

[10:28 PM]:dub:Is it Gay to Masturbate to Naked Pics of Yourself as a Child?


Bwahahahaha^

Muffin: me no speke english
Muffin: i no keck you
when bargain told him he is on his enemy list.

*This happened in Battlefield 3,I happened to stumble on to a fight between some douche and another player,I decided to play along*

concussion33-"Stupid noob,figure out how to fly!"
Zubarov(Me)-"Me so sorry,I no speak good english."
concussion33-"You mean engwish?"
Zubarov-"Que?"
concussion33-"Shut up and go back to Mexico!"
Zubarov-"I go fly jet now."
concussion33-"Not unless I get there first n00b!"
Zubarov-"Me so sorry,I get here first."
concussion33-*spouts all sort of profanity*
Zubarov-"Oops,so sorry.I crash jet."

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." - Will Rogers

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes." - Albert Einstein

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets" - Al McGuire

[gl] Mathdino24: If you're all going to spam global, either shut up or get a room.
[gl] babisili: mathdino stop killing our fun
[gl] Mathdino24: Well I don't really want to see your fun. Keep it in private.

[rm] ~Guest14502: i thought we already removed global from you
[rm] ~Guest14502: what happened with that
[rm] Itachi Uchiha: I haxed