Ihy's coping mechanisms

Ihy Coping Mechanisms
(aka the secret rituals of the most fragile warlord in atWar)

Act I - Delusion
Wakes up every morning, stares into the mirror, and says,
"I totally could've won that game if Dave didn't nerf my units to spite me personally."
Bro thinks he's the main character in Dave's fanfic.

Act II - Forum Therapy
Drops 3,000-word essays on the atWar forums explaining why he lost due to "external factors"
(i.e., his cat walked on his keyboard, Mercury in retrograde, Dave's aura felt off that day).
Nobody reads them. Not even mods. Not even Dave.

Act III - Alt Account Olympics
Runs 6 alts just to upvote his own posts and DM himself compliments.
Sometimes forgets which account he's logged into and starts arguing with himself.
10/10 entertainment.

Act IV - Discord Meltdowns
Every loss is followed by a "you guys are just jealous of my strategic genius" speech in VC.
Then he rage-quits for 48 hours, only to come back like:
"Hey guys just needed some mental clarity."

Act V - Copium Overdose
Has a shrine of screenshots where he almost won.
Burns incense. Prays to RNGesus.
Thinks Dave is grooming him to be the next mod.
(He's not.)

Scientists call it a "copium crisis." We call it entertainment.
Stay tuned for the sequel: "Why Everyone is Wrong Except ihy: The Manifesto."

I can speak to snakes,too.they find me.whisper things.
is that normal for someone like me