One word never ending story forum game (Now with 2500+ retarded words)

You can only post one word and no posting more than once before another person has continued. You probably already know how it goes but here it is if you don't: Everyone posts one word each time, making a story (IT MUST MAKE SENSE(randomness is fine though)). Starting word-life.

Post keeping track of the story so far: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=10372 <scvepe is in charge of updating.

In

These

Dungeons

I

Fight

Those

Watermelons

Monsters, (please make sure you put in punctuation) (lets go with watermelon monsters since we posted same time)

Had

Massive

Cocks

That

Fly.

And

Swim.

In

Lakes

Of

Hogwarts

Killed

Fingers.

That

Licked

The

Hand

Of

A

Penguin.

Then